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Željko | Brief Bio ::

Full-time job:  Mechanical Engineer at CroMaxx*

Part-time job:  E-Newsletter Content Provider for Me.

Željko consumes a lot of information every day. On MY lucky days, I get an e-newsletter from him with the hottest linkŽ on the web. Custom to my taste in humor and fully packaged with commentary by Željko. 

Today is YOUR lucky day ... because you get  a hand-pickin' of those same linkŽ AND a picture of this handsome handsome man sittin' poolside.

Happy Memorial Day!

Enjoy the linkŽ:

1. He called labeled this image "genetics." I thought he was passive aggressively making fun of my family's tradition to match for every major holiday. Either way, neat pic.

2. When I can't  figure out how to pronounce a Croatian word, this is a good reminder that I'm lucky I'm not dating  someone who speaks .... what is this, Mandarin? Kate?  Jonas?

3. I've employed a similar phone convo technique. Not nearly as funny, but I'll share nonetheless ... 

I grew up in an old kinda scary haunted-looking house. Before we, or at least I, had cell phones.  I was given way too much responsibility at way too young of an age or maturity level. My logic in this story is indicative of that. Any time I was walking into my home alone and/or with any or all of my three younger brothers, I'd start a fake conversation with my  dad. I'd say things like:

- "Wow, dad, it's so cool that you just won that fight. You're so strong." or

-  "Aw, dad can I see your fully loaded gun!?" or

-  I can't believe you'e killed 10  bad guys with your bare hands."

All of this  was, of course, supposed to scare any 'bad guys' away before they made a move on little 'ole me. Lucky for me, no break-ins. Probably because of my plan.

4.  Teammates. Bros. Watch closely. 

5.  Ronlosophy ...  Swansonethics ...

6.  Our Song.

7.  Redecorating.

8.  Surreal.

9.   The bug that died for the sins of all bugs.

10. Kids These Days.

11.  Virgin Oil.

12.  Neighbors.

P.S.

*CroMaxx is a company that manufactures, services, sells, assembles pumps, gears, custom cylinders, replacement cylinders, PTOs {power & takeoff} and a bunch of other super neat mechanical engineering-esque things.

My understanding of the biz is obviously limited. I just wish they'd embrace their Inner-Queens and sing about how they sell hydraulics & pneumatics PRESSURE.