I haven't blogged in quite a while. So I'm going to paste his joke along with this fancy megabus image as a blog post.
*Note, I am giving my dad all the credit for the joke, and I am giving Google Images all the credit for the image.
Dave the Bus Driver
An inebriated man got on Dave's double-decker bus and sat in the bottom deck close to Dave. Dave is not to allow drunks on his bus, but Dave had a good heart and let the man stay on.
The drunk man started rambling on and on, so Dave suggested the drunk man should sit upstairs.
"The air is cleaner up there, and you'll get a much better view."
The man agreed, but returned a few minutes later.
"What's wrong?" Dave asked, "Don't you like it better up there?"
"It's fine," the drunk said, "But it's too dangerous: There's no driver."
